Ahhhhh, the old singledom clichés, don’t ya just love them? Warms my heart with the firey flames of frustration like you wouldn’t believe. Hooooly dooly my friends, if I had a dollar for every time I had heard one of these gems I could just about retire now I reckon. The good old … More Do you even cliché?
So this post is going to be a little different from what I’ve written so far. Part of me was (still is) hesitant to post this piece because it doesn’t necessarily fit with everything that I have written so far, and I didn’t want people to see the slightly more vulnerable side of me that … More Some days are shitty, and that’s okay too.
Hands up who here has ever been personally victimised by an unsolicited dick pic **waves hands manically in the air** SERIOUSLY WHHHHHHYYYYYY?? The cultural phenomenon of the phallic selfie is a one that honestly baffles me. I get that you dudes like showing off your equipment, trust me, I KNOW; you are just all … More It’s a penis, we get it…..
To My Dearest Couple Friends, Before I get into this I want to remind you all that everything I say is said in light-hearted jest, and that I love and appreciate you all more than anything. You guys let me third wheel your dates, well, you basically let me third wheel everything you … More Couple Friend Faux Pas
Ladies and Gentlemen, the time has come. Get excited, strap yourselves in, coz Courts is about to take you on the ride of a lifetime. Okay major exaggeration, but today I’mma share some tinder stories with you. No particular order, not the only dates I’ve been on, and not ALL bad, but each of them … More Tinderella struggles: I keep losing my good shoes but Prince Charming hasn’t brought any back.